Pentagonal Revisionism T-Shirt

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Reaffirm Dr. LaVey's forward-thinking Five-Point Program, with our Pentagonal Revisionism T-Shirt.

Designed by Church of Satan Magister Kevin I. Slaughter of Underworld Amusements, this adversarial adaptation of the classic "Helvetica Ampersand List" design meme concisely conveys the current thrust of Satanic advocacy, and serves as a springboard to answer the perennial question, “What do Satanists do?”.

With its classic crew neck and loose fitting heavy cotton fabric, our Pentagonal Revisionism T-Shirt is a comfortable and eye-catching Satanic shirt that can be proudly worn by Church of Satan members, Satanists, Heavy Metal and Anton LaVey fans all year round.

Our Satanic clothing is designed and custom printed in-house by Church of Satan Reverend Ashley S. Palmer, utilising expertise gained from over a decade as a professional designer and creator of bespoke merchandise.

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Classic loose fit for men and women.


100% Heavy Cotton
Pre-shrunk jersey knit with comfortable unisex fit. Seamless twin needle 7/8 inch collar. Taped neck and shoulders. Twin needle sleeve and hem bottoms. Quarter turned to eliminate centre crease.

Print Size:

300mm / 11.8 inches (largest dimension)

Delivery Timescale:

Custom orders are created in 5-10 business days and sent via Priority Business Mail with a delivery aim of:
UK - 1-3, Europe - 3-5 and Rest of the World - 5-10 business days from dispatch.

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